I thought for sure that it was in the bag but a junior in high school….that sux…..maybe she has an older sister??

GREAT post.

if i hadn’t recently gone to the john, i think i would have wet myself reading this.  seriously.  you are a train wreck!!!!!!!!  so, on the bright side, she didn’t actually turn you down!  she’s just a baby disguised as a woman.  could happen to anyone.  you should bump yourself up to kiwi size just for the attempt.

that was awesome.  i like the added graphics too

dont u make this mistake often?

your that crazy stalker guy that mom’s like me worry about…jk…but in retrospect, it’s a pretty damn funny story….

Bull shit you don’t like blonds